There have only been a few great ones in our time—The Rat Pack, Tom Jones, Wayne Newton.  But there’s only one name that can truly be called the greatest.  No one else has the girth to deliver an amazing display of talent to all the ladies worldwide.  Only one performer that can be the hardest working and unbridled driving force who can go non-stop into in the wee hours of the morning.  And only one can be called the biggest.  No one else but Dick.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Richard Cheese.  His velvety voice has rocked the foundations of every Victoria’s Secret outlet within a twenty mile span.  And not since the invention of Big Jungle Jim’s Jack Rabbit Vibrator has a Dick got so many women in such a frenzy.

     In his final farewell tour (until the next final farewell tour), Cheese along with his band Lounge Against the Machine thrusted all their hardest bits into the eyes and ears of fans at the House of Blues San Diego.  Such a collection of wonderful songs have not been performed since the original artists performed the songs themselves.  Songs like “Closer,” “Gin and Juice,” and the “Theme from Three’s Company,” were big favorites while “Baby Got Back” and “Me So Horny” are Cheese staples.  Even after the fire alarm went off in the middle of the performance, Cheese chimed in with “Burning Down the House” showcasing his improvisational skills.  But a new favorite emerged from his vast repertoire of music, “Lick It.”  Dick never pulled out from this great love song.  Because nothing says romance than the smooth words, “My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack” to get ladies in the mood.  And of course, his closing thought dedicated to all the women, “Rape Me.”

     On a serious note, for those that don’t know what I’m talking about Richard Cheese takes popular songs and puts them into swingin’ lounge tunes.  No matter what genre of music you like, Dick and the gang will make definitely screw with your favorite song and make sure you have a good time watching them screw it.  Don’t miss this incredible performer.  He is truly the greatest Dick for cumming generations.

Setlist:
Closer (Nine Inch Nails)
Shake Ya Ass (Mystikal)
Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd)
Brass Monkey (Beastie Boys)-dedicated to a kid with cancer (Melody of Intergalactic, Ill Communication, No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, 3 MC’s & 1 DJ, Fight For Your Right)
Theme from Three’s Company
Dontcha (Pussy Cat Dolls)-showcase vocal stylings of Bob Dylan, Michael McDonald, George Takai, and Bjork)
Crazy Bitch (Buckcherry)
Chop Suey (System of a Down)
Theme for Subway “Five Dollar Footlong” Song
Gin and Juice (Snoop Dogg)
Airbag (Radiohead)
Theme from Spiderman cartoon
Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice)
Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)
Me So Horny (2 Live Crew)
Theme to Rocky “Eye of the Tiger”
Theme to SpongeBob Squarepants-audience participation with bubbles and kelp
Hello (Lionel Richie)
Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)
Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-a-lot)
Theme to Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Somebody Told Me (Killers)
Theme to Star Wars “Imperial March”
Lick It (Khia)
Summertime (Sublime)
Down With the Sickness (Disturbed)
Theme to Jeoparody
Creep (Radiohead)
Mexican Radio (Wall of Voodoo)
Burning Down the House (Talking Heads)
Brick House (Commodores)
Rape Me (Nirvana)